Can you Paint me Please

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Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew…and soon people from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house. Inside was a beautiful woman, and she asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request of Ole. The woman said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his wife, Lena.

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Posted by Robert D - August 24, 2010 at 1:19 PM

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Here’s a chuckle for ya…..

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out ofthe grocery
Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son,
Can You tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this
street a Coupla blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town.
I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get
To Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle. “Awww, come on… You don’t
Even know the way to the Post Office.”

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Posted by Robert D - July 20, 2010 at 8:22 AM

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Is Windows 7 Slowing Down? Lets Fix It!

I have been using Windows 7 for almost a year and a half now and I haven’t noticed a lag in speed since the first install. I have been installing and unistalling drivers and programs and currently I am not using any startup programs to speed things up. However, my wife, whose PC runs on older hardware has seen a slight slow down on boot and general program use. We certainly cannot expect Windows to take all of the abuse an average user throws at it and have it continue to speed up or stay the same, so I gave my parents some elementary, yet helpful tips for maintaining their PC’s performance, not just in Windows 7, but in any version of Windows.

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Posted by Robert D - July 17, 2010 at 1:02 PM

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How to Get Email Addresses for Email Marketing

Email is an incredible marketing tool. With its widespread reach and viral potential, it allows your business to connect with prospects in ways that no other marketing medium can. But without a list of subscribers with valid email addresses to send messages to, it’s hard to justify using email as a means of marketing your business.

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Posted by Robert D - July 6, 2010 at 2:29 PM

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Can I Use A EMailing List?

There are a lot of ways to collect subscribers, and you are encourage to be creative in building your list. However, not every email address that comes across your desk represents someone asking to be subscribed to your list. To help guide you, we've put together this list of situations where you may end up with an email address, and whether or not addresses that you get that way should be added to your mail list account.

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